Weeknight Mixed Plate: Rotisserie + Kalua Leftovers + Chili-Cabbage Slaw

A mixed plate in Honolulu is two proteins, two sides, and a mountain of rice. I still want the two proteins and a crunchy side. I do not want the rice or the mac salad that tastes like sugar once you start reading labels. This is my weeknight version: Costco rotisserie chicken, leftover kalua pig from the slow cooker, and a chili-cabbage slaw that takes ten minutes. It is not a new recipe so much as how I actually eat when the week is already in motion.

Yield: 4 plates  |  Prep: 15 minutes  |  Cook: 10 minutes (to reheat)  |  Total: about 25 minutes, if the kalua is already done

Hawaii Grocery Notes

  • Costco: rotisserie chicken at the door. I pull meat off while it is still warm and store it in a container so I am not carving at 6 p.m. Also a second cabbage if the kalua pot used the first one.
  • Foodland / Times: cabbage, green onion, chili pepper water, mayo, a lime or lemon.
  • Don Quijote: chili garlic sauce, rice vinegar, sesame oil, extra mayo.
  • Rotisserie chicken is convenient. Some birds are injected. Costco’s is the one I use; still, if a store bird tastes sweet, I do not buy that store’s chicken again.

Ingredients

Proteins

  • 1 Costco (or similar) rotisserie chicken, meat pulled — you will use about 1 lb meat for 4 plates (save the rest for eggs tomorrow)
  • 2–3 cups leftover kalua pig, with some cabbage if you have it
  • 2 tablespoons of the kalua juices or butter, for reheating

Chili-cabbage slaw

  • 6 cups finely shredded green cabbage (about ½ large head)
  • 2 green onions, sliced
  • ⅓ cup mayonnaise
  • 1 tablespoon rice vinegar or lemon juice
  • 1–2 teaspoons chili garlic sauce or homemade chili pepper water, to taste
  • 1 teaspoon toasted sesame oil (optional)
  • Pinch of salt and black pepper
  • Optional: 1 tablespoon chopped cilantro if you like it

Plate

  • Lemon wedges
  • Extra chili pepper water at the table

Instructions

  1. Stir the slaw dressing: mayo, vinegar, chili sauce or chili pepper water, sesame oil, salt, pepper. Taste. It should be sharp and a little spicy, not sweet. If it tastes like restaurant mac salad, you added the wrong sauce.
  2. Toss cabbage and green onion with the dressing. Set aside 10 minutes so the cabbage softens slightly. It should still crunch.
  3. Reheat kalua pig in a skillet with a spoon of its juices or a little butter, just until hot. Do not boil it dry.
  4. Pull or slice the rotisserie chicken. Dark meat is the better mixed-plate energy. Warm it in the same pan for a minute if it is fridge-cold, or serve it room temp. I do not microwave it if I can help it.
  5. Build plates: a scoop of kalua, a scoop of chicken, a pile of slaw. Lemon over the chicken. Chili pepper water on everything. That is a mixed plate. Sit down and eat it while it is hot.

Kitchen-Estimate Macros (per serving)

Kitchen estimates only, not lab-tested. Calculated for 4 oz rotisserie meat (mostly thigh), 3 oz kalua pig, and about 1½ cups dressed slaw. Using more skin-on dark meat raises fat; using only breast lowers it. Chili sauces with sugar will move net carbs.

CaloriesFatProteinNet carbs
~520~36 g~38 g~6 g

Notes

  • Hidden sugar: store mac salad, bottled “island” dressings, teriyaki drizzle, and sweet chili sauce will turn this into a regular mixed plate with a keto costume. Mayo + vinegar + chili pepper water is the slaw. Read the rotisserie ingredient list once so you know what you are buying.
  • No kalua leftovers? Two rotisserie chickens and extra slaw still works. Or swap Kahuku-style garlic shrimp as the second protein.
  • This is the leftover strategy in practice: Sunday or Monday kalua pig is not one dinner. It is this plate, a breakfast skillet, and maybe a wrap in lettuce on Thursday.
  • Pack the slaw separate if this is lunch. Dressed cabbage weeps. Still edible. Less crisp.